The Squeeze

So yeah.. We have all been there, in some sort of squeeze, we have all at some point in our lifes been going in two directions at the same specific time. You have been multitasking, trippletasking and quadripletasked your way through life and tricked your overbooked calendar and walked away folding up your shirt sleeves, but getting out of this particular squeeze is quite a bit different than what we have faced before; the house squeeze!

While in this squeeze, such trivial tasks as finding the front door is impossible.